I got a flu shot and tetanus shot tonight because later this month your mom is having a baby, and I don’t know, something about making sure my sister’s newborn stays healthy and doesn’t die. I hate needles. I hate them so much. Know the PAIN I went through becoming your uncle. Just like the 9 months your mom went through! Ha! Just kidding! She at least had prescription drugs. Anyway, just know everybody hurts. Oh god, you’ll never get that R.E.M. reference. You’re going to be born in 2013. Justin Bieber will be like 20 years older than you. Jesus, I just bummed myself out. Don’t worry, I’ll tell you all about R.E.M. and what iPods used to be.
(Almost) Uncle Joey