Hi, I’m Joey, a comedian and designer in Brooklyn. I’m 23 but most bartenders would disagree.

Some facts:

• I was previously on the design team at Tumblr
• Now I do lots of things
• I grew up in Orange County
• I lived in San Francisco between 2010 and 2012
• I skipped college and don’t regret it (yet)
• My first real job was designing websites at Happy Cog
• I write about music
• I tweet
• I take pictures of myself on Instagram
• I do whatever it is you’re supposed to do on Facebook
• I took this picture
• I designed Tumblr’s editorial site, Storyboard
• I also designed all those emails you get from Tumblr
• I start too many sentences with “I”

Some FAQs:

What do you look like?
This. 

What are your favorite things?
pizza, apple juice, whiskey, Steve Martin, MTA employees who are nice to me, etc etc etc

What do you put in your hair to make it look like that?
Hundreds of years of Jewish lineage.

What do you want to do in the future?
Tell jokes as my job, write for SNL, start a record label, write and direct a zombie movie, etc etc etc

I have another question for you.
Go for it.