I tell jokes and live in Brooklyn.Tumblr (3.0; @joey)http://joey.tumblr.com/http://joey.tumblr.com/post/51116355465http://joey.tumblr.com/post/51116355465Wed, 22 May 2013 21:54:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de212fc3681c73f0e8cf8cf1321a2df2/tumblr_mmzaexoD8Z1qz7x94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The new Kanye single was projected onto a building across the street from my apartment. That’s kinda cool, right? Thank you Kanye, love u.</p>http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50708204415http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50708204415Sat, 18 May 2013 01:11:21 -0400http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50691520638http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50691520638Fri, 17 May 2013 21:03:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a605f7db68db2235074c828265de65e/tumblr_mmyiqnqkV91qz7x94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Major room upgrade.</p>http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50667788856http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50667788856Fri, 17 May 2013 15:13:00 -0400my apartmenti still don't have a mattress<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37acbf9c9c43464b8c3ef66f2b881227/tumblr_mmv9jcgpDq1qz7x94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What a shitty superhero.</p>http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50540596229http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50540596229Wed, 15 May 2013 21:02:00 -0400http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50502681017http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50502681017Wed, 15 May 2013 12:27:00 -0400writing<p>Do bars do trivia night to get people to drink more than usual because they’re depressed because it’s trivia night at the bar they’re at?</p>http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50462894808http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50462894808Tue, 14 May 2013 21:25:00 -0400writing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/49fc2e6b1f446625d4f72a6b9e4cdf3e/tumblr_mmpcdowjBG1qz7x94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What’s worse: the name, or the fact that it’s for a children’s clothing store?</p>http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50284173630http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50284173630Sun, 12 May 2013 16:17:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/16124caf41a0cf7731f0f70090942b3c/tumblr_mmo65qEyWC1qz7x94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Greenpoint</p>http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50227885923http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50227885923Sun, 12 May 2013 01:05:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a1c3c92435c161899a5bebfbb6ef9dab/tumblr_mmo0i2Gqmi1qz7x94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I want whatever moisturizer this guy uses because his skin is PERFECT.</p>http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50219388778http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50219388778Sat, 11 May 2013 23:03:38 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uUF6IriVWEs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is super funny. ”Charlie Brown, Linus & Sally” featuring Patton Oswalt and Ione Skye. Patton Oswalt, I love you.</p>http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50102466131http://joey.tumblr.com/post/50102466131Fri, 10 May 2013 14:39:00 -0400patton oswaltfunny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/081d2dc75ee4f436321f8f60fca63ea7/tumblr_mmemvdjTpt1qz7x94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>How to use computers.</p>http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49820189576http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49820189576Mon, 06 May 2013 21:30:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2048a45c36ccd8e6672c20fd39ba3812/tumblr_mmch44QUNw1qz7x94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hello from Boston.</p>http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49719334330http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49719334330Sun, 05 May 2013 17:31:00 -0400mecameron huntboston<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf8de9644e5851e0704f38a93ea1586b/tumblr_mm9zh9PbG01qz7x94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>First time in Boston. Can’t wait to apologize to people in a new city.</p>http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49589817367http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49589817367Sat, 04 May 2013 09:15:09 -0400http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49572505902http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49572505902Sat, 04 May 2013 01:32:00 -0400writing<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c1f775049c79fb779bbb52cbeba20ee8/tumblr_mm37tuec1h1qz7x94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Believe it or not this is after the haircut.</p>http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49303765292http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49303765292Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:32:00 -0400me<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6543183eef5f4504455d279fa407332a/tumblr_mm2smrcjfa1qz7x94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>tried to build a credenza in my new apartment last night</p>http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49263606968http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49263606968Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:04:00 -0400me<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb9ffa2eac1eb6a56742520d4e9cb7c4/tumblr_mm1i8eCYFR1qz7x94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tonight’s standup notes</p>http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49213525444http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49213525444Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:21:50 -0400<p>1. All that gold jewelry</p> <p>2. He&#8217;s got 99 problems, none of them women</p> <p>3. He married Beyonce</p>http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49136253674http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49136253674Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:59:00 -0400writing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8584c4a1462f084c52913700db282697/tumblr_mlzl63OXTO1qz7x94o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Saying goodbye to my first apartment in New York. It was the best.</p>http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49129419678http://joey.tumblr.com/post/49129419678Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:30:00 -0400memy apartment