Hi, I'm Joey Pfeifer. I write jokes and design for Tumblr in New York.
I also write about music for Unrequired Listening. You can email me@joeypfeifer / Facebook / Ask me something
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Slate is here filming an interview and I’m pretty sure I’m in frame.
How funny would it be if I were to turn around and creepily smile at the camera for the rest of the interview? Answer: not funny. It wouldn’t be funny at all. I’m not going to do that.
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My life in a nutshell.
(Source: maxhield)
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GPOYW
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Me: “You left your phone on my desk. ”Peter: “What would've you done if you saw that I'd gotten a text from a tranny asking me if I wanted to meet in Vegas next weekend? ”Me: “Uh... I'm not sure. What would you do? ”Peter: “I'd just give the phone back to you and not say anything. I'd definitely feel sorry for you, but hey, whatever gets you off, you know? ”Me: “Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I'd be like, "Hey Peter, are you meeting a tranny in Vegas next weekend?"”
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I met Michael Cera once.
I’d always wanted to meet him just so I could finally tell my friends he and I don’t look anything alike. Then I met him, and I was wrong. I do kind of look like Michael Cera. We met at a restaurant in San Francisco (not intentionally, like a date or anything, but accidentally, but sort of not accidentally, because I totally called his name as he was leaving) and talked about what we had for dinner; I had the macaroni and cheese and he had the beet salad, which was just okay. Also, he tied his shoes on my chair and oh my god the whole thing was so awkward.
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Tumblr Ministry of Design
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I might buy a galapagos turtle and name it Joey Pfeifer just so it’ll live on past you.
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Thanks, Dom.
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