Joey Pfeifer
I tell jokes and live in Brooklyn.
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Not making this up: Late, late last night, I was solicited by a prostitute. I got her to download the iPhone app I’m working on. The end.
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Did my first paid standup show last night in SF. Made eleven dollars. I think I’m a comedian now!
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I strung together some video clips taken while I was in Austin for SXSW and then Mexico on vacation with Cam, Kevin, and Neil. They’re mostly unpublished Vine videos (a couple by Pasquale).
I sang Say It Ain’t So with Amanda Palmer, didn’t sleep, danced a lot, and generally made a huge fool of myself. It was fun.
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I had an exit row seat on this flight and I totally lied about being able to save anyone in case of a plane crash. I mean look at me. All sitting in an exit row means is that if the plane goes down, I’m going to die with extra legroom.
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My life right now.
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Important life update
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I saw this and my first thought was, “Yeah, I can TOTALLY go in here.”
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“You look like a stock photo for ‘depression.’”
Zack, to me, as I waited in line for the bathroom at a party last night. -
Last night: was carded after ordering a glass of water. And here I was thinking my lowest point was two months ago, when I was carded trying to see This Is 40.
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Some things I’ve learned doing comedy open mics:
- guys jerk off way, way too much
- guys like to talk about how they jerk off way, way too much
- people can be terribly sad, and not in a funny way
- AIDS is almost never funny
- comedy shouldn’t be an excuse to go up on stage and tell everyone you thought about committing suicide just so you can make an inconsequential punchline 30 seconds later (“I was going to jump off a bridge, so I went to a therapist because I’m afraid of heights”… sorry dude, I’m still thinking about how you just told me you had seriously considered KILLING YOURSELF)
- most guys “don’t get enough pussy”?
- please, tell me more about how you never get laid
- surely telling everyone that you don’t get laid will help you get laid
- some comedians take themselves too seriously (after a show, one guy asked me if I’d set up a Facebook fan page for myself)
- chauvinism is alive and well, and that’s fucked up
- which reminds me: there aren’t enough girls doing standup. where the vaginas at?
- and really, what’s with all the AIDS jokes, guys?
