Joey Pfeifer
  1. True story:

    The shaving cream I bought when I first moved to San Francisco was still in my bathroom, half full, when I packed my things and left for New York. My shaving cream survived in San Francisco as long as I did: a year and a half.

    I moved to New York a few months ago, and bought new shaving cream as soon as I got here. Any bets on how long this one will last?